The Oracle: “As soon as you step outside that door you’ll start feeling better. You’ll remember you don’t believe in any of this fate crap—”

Neo: “Well, actually, when I was a little boy I lived next door to the Dali Lama, and after he caught me destroying his rose bushes he got me back by spiking my Halloween candy with bad karma. So maybe that’s why I’m walking around with an electrical socket in my head.”